In honor of Halloween, I decided to investigate the things from our college days that will always leave us shrieking in terror. In no particular order, here are “Five Things That Still Scare Us About College.”

1. Tuition rates: While it’s possible to make your way through college with a cavalry of scholarships, loans, grants, and assorted financial aid at your beck and call, the ever-rising rate of tuition is something that still stirs fear in our CB hearts. Too bad we can’t ask a horror movie star like Ghostface to slash the price of admission.

2. Missing a class: It’s not unusual to pick and drop a couple of courses during the first few weeks of the semester — but doing so much schedule juggling has left many a college student with an acute fear of forgetting what classes they’re enrolled in. Computerized class registration only increased our worries, lest an overzealous HAL 9000-like computer program decide we don’t really need that intro course for our major.

3. The all-nighter: No matter what you do, you can’t prevent the all-nighter. Even the most well-intentioned of students will eventually fall victim to the task of completing a 10-page paper the night before their 8 am class. On the bright side, you won’t have to worry about nightmare-crawling Freddy Kreuger invading your dreams if you’re too busy researching classical composers from the Baroque period for your music history class.

4. The showers: Don’t worry; college showers are pretty devoid of Psycho-stars like Norman Bates, but that doesn’t mean you can claim the right to shower so easily. You’ll probably end up sharing a bathroom with at least one other roomie, so prepare to do battle over hair left in the drain, stolen shampoo, and a mysteriously small soap bar that you could have sworn you just opened.

5. The Freshman Fifteen: College is no reason to do away with healthy eating habits. Unfortunately, many college freshman become the Blob and start eating any — and every — greasy, fatty food in sight. Before you start settling for unhealthy fast foods and restaurant stops, consider expanding your culinary prowess, or at least buying healthy easy-to-prepare meals.

– Genevieve M. Blaber